Thursday, February 3, 2005

update ko kayo always, promise? hehehe


after five million years, i finally made it in front of the laptop with a connection... time to blog!

after being the last healthy person at home, i was glad but that wasn't enough. the minute i had two hours to spare, i dived on my pile of unwatched DVDs. after a very bleak presentation of 'shall we dance', voila! i got a cold... that was two days ago. now, i'm sick at home... reminiscent of my tb days when i'd be absent for weeks at a time...

i went online to get some pictures of game k n b? (ewww) and star circle quest (double ewww) for our educ 203 project... stumbled upon this cool blog HERE and this guy seemed really cool. i felt like i was reading something (bloggish) smart for once...

How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
Friday, January 21, 2005
  1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
  2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
  3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
  5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
  6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
  7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
  8. Don't use any punctuation marks.
  9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
  10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
  11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
  12. Sing along at the opera.
  13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
  14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
  15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
  16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
  17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
  18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
  19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...
  20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.
PS... i owe u a story about carlo and circle... i'll tell it next time... when i'm not so lazy